The following conversations were overheard:
1. At Handel's Messiah in Dublin
American (female) Will Mr Handel be here tonight?
Irish usher - No, luv.It's 'is ni-toff. But if ya pray reeel hard the Messiah may put in a short but memorable appearance.
2. At Jersey Boys in London:
American ( female) What is this show about?
English usher - The Four Seasons
American - You mean like winter and spring?
3 At hotel in France
Desk Clerk - There is a Christmas Market in the main square
American ( female) Will there be Christmas stuff there?
4. At Guiness Brewery in Dublin
Waiter - That will be six Euro,sir.
American ( male) What's that in real money?
And the winner:
5. In hotel lobby in Manchester the day after the Corrie tram crash:
American ( female) to desk clerk - I saw on the news there was a tram crash last night. Will the trams be running today?
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