The Irish smoke almost as much as the French.
The cure for everything from constipation to impotence is - a pint!
Guiness tastes like Tar Ponds sludge!
Dubliners are a lot like Cape Bretoners - born cranky and get worse with age.
Times are so tough in Ireland, I bought an Advent Calendar and nine of the windows were boarded up.
The Irish National Rugby Team is NOT called the All Beef Paddys.
A 1/4 with cheese is called a feckin' 1/4 pounder with feckin' cheese.
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